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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Just in case there really is a Santa Claus...

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year. Every day I have flossed, made my bed, made sure the dishes were done, didn't drink all that much (mostly), and did nice things for strangers.

Please bring me:

1) A food processor with neato attachments.
2) Sex.

Thanks for your attention! Keep it real.

xo,
Jane in Denver

3 comments:

  1. zero hourDecember 13, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    do they make food processors WITH sex attachments?

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  2. kkDecember 13, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    There will be many Santa Clauses during SantaCon/Santarchy on Dec 19th. You could always ask one of them? denver.cacophony.org/spg.html

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  3. KristinDecember 14, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    Wow! That looks just like my list, if you take off the food processor! (If Santa comes through for me, I hope to be too busy to do any food processing).
    P.S. Good one, Patty! :)

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