Saturday, March 31, 2012

The "Wait...You Found Me How?" Link Up Take Two

I'm not very good at this yet.

I think though that this will be our link up image for the once a month link up for those who wish to divulge the strangest search word results that brought a reader to your blog.

UPDATED: I'll get better at organizing this. I swear! I don't have any rules for this particular game. You can post as many or as few as you'd like and with or without commentary. Gaelyn also did something very fun and listed her most popular posts for the month as well. That's a fun take on the game too.

Now, without further ado, here are my most unusual keyword search results that brought a lost soul to these here parts during the month of March (I love this post each month! People are so strange and wonderfully weird!):

1. Adolescence stinks. 
Yes. This is true. So do adolescents who haven't quite learned the art of bathing every day.

2. Am I gonna be blind because of drusen (this one isn't funny but I want to address it).
Probably not. It is a possibility, unfortunately. But please take heart. Blindness caused by optic nerve drusen is very rare. Good luck to you...whoever you are.

3. Calculator watch nerd.
Hee hee. Hee hee. Hee hee.

Acr0nym + calculator watch = Nerd
4. Chuck Norris is infinitely polygamous in fact he's infinite in every respect.
I'm not sure I'd go quite that far but, I must admit, Chuck is pretty bad ass.

5. Coffee a warm delicious drug pictures.
This is so very very true. I don't think I post that many pictures of coffee though. Sorry to disappoint you.

6. Terrorist bedroom flowers.
LOL. What?

So! That's the round up from Jane In Her Infinite Wisdom for March. I showed you mine. Won't you show me yours?


Anonymous said...

Yay! Thank you for the linky thingie!

Gaelyn said...

Fun idea. I'll look into this.

Anonymous said...

Terrorist bedroom flowers might be able to mask the stench of adolescence.

Just Jane said...

Beth: I just snorted at that comment.

Celeste Neumann said...

Number 2, for your information, is a common punch line for jokes in Germany. "Drusen" is the word for "glands". So this line in "Denglish" (Denglish = Deutsch+English) means "I'm going blind because of my glands".

Masked Mom said...

As someone who served ten long years in the floral industry I can easily imagine "Terrorist Bedroom Flowers" being a spread in one of the trade magazines.

Unknown said...

Chuck Norris? Terrorist bedroom flowers? Calculator watch? Blind German glands? Of course, some of my Google searches would be eye-opening, too. Never-endingly fascinating. Has anyone written a book about this?

andieclark said...

You shouldn't wonder how people found about you because there are several seo companies now that promotes anyone's business. They might have randomly swept through you from the links built by SEO companies.

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