Have you ever played that game "My Family is More Fcuked1 Up Than Your Family"?
I happen to love this game.
You wanna know why?
Because I always win.
You see, if you want to play high stakes fcukedupedness with the Players, you're going to have to ante with at least one Class A felony and a suicide.
Anything less and you're out of the game before its begun.
I've only been beaten once.
In defense of my family though, not only do I have a plethora of shady characters, I have lots of fantastic relatives in my stable.
Come to think of it, I could probably win that game nearly always too. After all, not many people have a Class A felon AND a Nobel Prize winner2 in the same family tree.
1: Intentional misspelling.
2: Not the same relative.
2 comments:
I come dangerously ,dangerously, close....we shall compare notes ,I'm sure.
;)
You are on. Seriously though? A class "A" felony? Congratulations! You are one of the elite.
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