Family Gambling

Have you ever played that game "My Family is More Fcuked¹ Up Than Your Family"?

I happen to love this game.

You wanna know why?

Because I always win.

You see, if you want to play high stakes fcukedupedness with the Players, you're going to have to ante with at least one Class A felony and a suicide.

Anything less and you're out of the game before its begun.

I've only been beaten once.

In defense of my family though, not only do I have a plethora of shady characters, I have lots of fantastic relatives in my stable.

Come to think of it, I could probably win that game nearly always too. After all, not many people have a Class A felon AND a Nobel Prize winner² in the same family tree.


1: Intentional misspelling.

2: Not the same relative.