Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I Astound Myself with My Ability to Self-Sabotage

3:34 p.m.

This would be the time digitally displayed on my alarm clock when I made the oh-so-bad-and-yet-oh-so-delicious decision to take a nap.

5:04 p.m.

This would be the time digitally displayed on my alarm clock when I made the oh-so-bad-and-yet-oh-so-delicious decision to drink some coffee.

8:06 p.m.

This would be the current time digitally displayed on my alarm clock as I make the oh-so-bad-and-yet-oh-so-delicious decision to drink some wine to counteract the nap and the coffee so that I can sleep tonight.

This is the gateway.

This is how people start mainlining speedballs, isn't it, Nancy Reagan?

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