Monday, August 02, 2010

Notes to Self

While walking/jogging 13 miles in two days seems like a really grand idea?

In reality, it is not.

My ass hurts.

So do my quads.

And now so does my face.

Next note to Self: The next time the dentist tells you, Self, that you need to have fillings on both sides of your mouth?

Make sure to schedule two separate appointments - one for each side.

Because no really. The slobber and the feeling of skin-ballooning-up-and-then-sliding-off-your-skull factor caused by novocain is way worse when it's both sides of your face doing it at the same time.

I'm sure I'll get to eat again...

Someday.

And the final note to Self: Test your resting heart rate. 50bpm while lying in the dentist's chair just after novocain injection and just prior to drilling? Ain't normal.

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