Saturday, January 30, 2010

Over Easy, Please. And a Side of Bacon

Please note: female reproductive organ discussion follows below. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Mittelschmerz
- the German word for "middle pain".

Those crazy Germans. They have a word for everything.

I'm ovulating. And do you want to know how I know I'm ovulating? Because my ovaries are hung over. Seriously. Imagine the worst kind of hangover...say a champagne hangover. And then imagine that this hangover is not in your head but in your pelvic region.

And that, my dear bloggy friends, is what mittelschmerz feels like.

A great big Saturday morning hangover in my drawers.

Don't you wish you were me right now?

1 comment:

PATTY LEIDYS ZERO HOUR said...

hot water bottle, a kitty to hug ,Tylenol, and some nice bacon SHOULD do the trick.