Friday, April 30, 2010

For the Record

To Whomever Designed the Childproof Packaging of Nyquil Liqui-Tabs,

You suck. Your design sucks. I'm sick and all I want is to take my nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so I can rest medicine.

But I can't. Because I cannot gain access to the gel caps you insist on encapsulating in some kind of science fiction super strength packaging that requires scissors, super human upper body strength, and dexterity. All things I lack during normal circumstances but most especially while in the bathroom and feverish.

Sincerely,
Jane in Colorado

1 comment:

PATTY LEIDYS ZERO HOUR said...

feel better ( both of ya'll)
I got a crow-bar if ya need it
Quit bringing home colds girl!
We need ya healthy!
lol