Wednesday, June 09, 2010

A Wise Word...

To the Women of the World:

If you are heading to the salon to have your lady parts waxed - and I do mean a Brazilian1 - it would behoove you not to ride anything requiring you to straddle a black seat that will bake in the hot sun while it's waiting for your return.

Leave the bicycle, scooter, or motorcycle at home. me.

1: A Brazilian wax - for those of you who do not know - is having your ENTIRE lady part waxed of all its hair.

No comments: