Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Week of De(con)struck-sion

Blog Friends,

Today I did a terrible thing.

Quite possibly the worst thing anyone can do for their overall health and well-being...

I mean, aside from drinking martinis until last call followed by wine and good times at a girlfriend's house and then realizing that yes, in fact, the clock is showing the real time of 4 a.m. and you have to be up at 4:20 a.m. to get ready for work because yes, in fact, it is still the work week and whoops but I wouldn't actually know about that one from experience *whistling*.

No, no.

Not quite that terrible but it's bad...really really bad.

Are you ready for it?

I *pregnant pause* took a nap.

And then drank fully caffeinated coffee.


Also this week?

I gave myself full permission to not work out and to eat every carb-a-licious thing my heart desired.

Hence, as I lick the last bit of caramel from the luscious piece of caramel pecan New York style cheesecake delivered to me by Angelo's off my fork, I feel as though I may be birthing a 20-pound carbohydrate baby any second.

I'm hoping the refined sugar will negate both the nap and the caffeine.

I think I may be in labor now, in fact.



I guess that's just heartburn.

Back to the "good girl" routine next week.

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