Do you want to know what happens when I go to bed stone cold sober at 10 p.m. on a Saturday night?
I wake up at 5, walk 5 miles, and don't need to apply a pound of concealer under my eyes before I go to brunch.
I shall have a P17 Bloody Mary at brunch today and feel not one ounce of guilt.
PS I bought large yoga pants and t-shirts yesterday and I'm wearing them to brunch today.
Not XXL. Not XL. One L, no X.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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