Sunday, August 01, 2010

This Blog Post Was Brought to You By a Good Night's Sleep

Do you want to know what happens when I go to bed stone cold sober at 10 p.m. on a Saturday night?

I wake up at 5, walk 5 miles, and don't need to apply a pound of concealer under my eyes before I go to brunch.

I shall have a P17 Bloody Mary at brunch today and feel not one ounce of guilt.

PS I bought large yoga pants and t-shirts yesterday and I'm wearing them to brunch today.

Not XXL. Not XL. One L, no X.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

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