It's Friday night and I have plans. BIG PLANS, I tell you!
Well, OK, I don't actually have big plans. I have, just, you know, plans.
But, instead of working on getting myself cuted up for the night, I'm lamenting the fact that I seem to have sprouted the world's largest pimple underneath my chin. And when I say the world's largest? It appears to me as though it's as big as Vinny the Wonder Cat's head. Although I haven't held him up to the mirror with me to compare.
Still...I'm disfigured making it difficult to type.
And I'm thinking, "WTF, Pimple? Seriously." Am I 39 or 13?
As an aside, 39 is totally divisible by 13 - which happens to be my favorite prime - and I so didn't do that on purpose but it struck me that it is and so I thought I'd point it out.
In case you couldn't tell, I've had a nap and now coffee and there's promise of bacon in my very near future. Thus, I'm buzzing and giddy from the combination.
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
But, one last thing, speaking of heads...if you see mine this weekend? Don't laugh and point at that thing under my chin. It's too big to hide and, while I'm tempted to paint a little face complete with mustache on it and call it my Valentine just for fun, I think I'd prefer it if we all just pretended like it wasn't there.
OK? Thanks!
And now, go read something so cute it hurts like, say, this post over at Fancy Tiger Crafts. Seriously. The cute! It hurts! Although it's probably really only cute if you like sock monkeys in hats and knitting cute hats. Still...so cute!
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