Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Creative & Compelling

This little nugget was posted in the CraigsList job offerings and linked to by a co-worker of mine. It was too good not to pass on to you fine folks.

Two things:

1) What exactly is the adult experience equivalent of a 4-year degree?

2) Just how creative and compelling do you have to be to write synapses1 for porn? I gotta figure all that's necessary to say is "Dude! It's porn!"

Broadcast Programmer for Worldwide Media Company-

Seeking an entry level position to provide scheduling support for TV/Broadcasting division. Must be meticulous and organized. Responsible for researching and scheduling of adult movie and scene content in database, prepare and disseminate schedules, and write creative and compelling titles and synopses. Attention to accuracy and deadlines a must. Four year degree or equivalent experience in adult, entertainment, and/or broadcast industries preferred. Strong writing skills a plus. Must be comfortable with extensive viewing of adult material in office environment. Please visit our website: www.noof.com. Please reference "Broadcast Programmer" in the subject line and email resumes to: jobs@noof.com

Here's the link just in case any of you would like to apply (Kristin, I'm looking at you. You wanted a job in the Denver area, right?)


1: EDITED TO ADD: Yes, I'm a total idiot occasionally. This was my original "spelling" of synopsis. I do know the difference between the two. *laughing*

4 comments:

Diva said...

Synapses for porn? I think I was born with those. *giggle*

Love,
Diva the Grammar Nazi

PATTY LEIDYS ZERO HOUR said...

Um, I ,like, ALREADY applied for that job...coff coff.
ahem.
giggle

Just Jane said...

Oh lord, Diva! That's more than a little embarrassing. I think I had some er...other things on my mind. I take great comfort in my ability to distinguish between there, they're, and their though. That's something.

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