Sunday, December 13, 2009

Just in case there really is a Santa Claus...

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year. Every day I have flossed, made my bed, made sure the dishes were done, didn't drink all that much (mostly), and did nice things for strangers.

Please bring me:

1) A food processor with neato attachments.
2) Sex.

Thanks for your attention! Keep it real.

Jane in Denver


zero hour said...

do they make food processors WITH sex attachments?

kk said...

There will be many Santa Clauses during SantaCon/Santarchy on Dec 19th. You could always ask one of them?

Kristin said...

Wow! That looks just like my list, if you take off the food processor! (If Santa comes through for me, I hope to be too busy to do any food processing).
P.S. Good one, Patty! :)