Sunday, December 13, 2009

Just in case there really is a Santa Claus...

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year. Every day I have flossed, made my bed, made sure the dishes were done, didn't drink all that much (mostly), and did nice things for strangers.

Please bring me:

1) A food processor with neato attachments.
2) Sex.

Thanks for your attention! Keep it real.

xo,
Jane in Denver

3 comments:

zero hour said...

do they make food processors WITH sex attachments?

kk said...

There will be many Santa Clauses during SantaCon/Santarchy on Dec 19th. You could always ask one of them? denver.cacophony.org/spg.html

Kristin said...

Wow! That looks just like my list, if you take off the food processor! (If Santa comes through for me, I hope to be too busy to do any food processing).
P.S. Good one, Patty! :)