Dear Santa,
I've been a very good girl this year. Every day I have flossed, made my bed, made sure the dishes were done, didn't drink all that much (mostly), and did nice things for strangers.
Please bring me:
1) A food processor with neato attachments.
2) Sex.
Thanks for your attention! Keep it real.
xo,
Jane in Denver
3 comments:
do they make food processors WITH sex attachments?
There will be many Santa Clauses during SantaCon/Santarchy on Dec 19th. You could always ask one of them? denver.cacophony.org/spg.html
Wow! That looks just like my list, if you take off the food processor! (If Santa comes through for me, I hope to be too busy to do any food processing).
P.S. Good one, Patty! :)
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