Welcome to NaBloPoMo 2011!
WHEEEE! Aren't you excited?
And, to kick us off in style, I've got the monthly wrap up of the #YouFoundMeHow project proposed and perpetuated by Geekin' Hard.
So, without further ado, I present to you the top 3 weirdest search returns that brought Lovely (and freaky) Readers to Jane In Her Infinite Wisdom...
1) green snot (also "green snot man" and "green snot pictures" w00t! I'm all about snot apparently)
2) in my bra cup
3) luke perry penis oz
1) Now, since it seems as though I'm always sick, perhaps the green snot return isn't all that unusual. Still...I don't think I talk about my snot enough to warrant so many hits. Do I? Anyway! From here on out, I resolve not to talk about my snot...much.
2) Um...I don't exactly know what this means. I choose to believe that what's in my bra cup is akin to pudding. Because mmmmm....pudding.
3) Unfortunately, I know exactly which particularly embarrassing post would drive a person searching for "Luke Perry penis oz" to my blog. Also? I'm nearly positive I searched for THE EXACT SAME THING when hunting for a picture of Luke Perry and his Oz penis for that blog entry. And the cycle is now complete.
So! There you have it!
October. Wait...what? You found me how?!