Today, however, since it is a special day, I'm taking the liberty to present to you the Top 10 Best (or Worst) of 2011.
Ready? Here we go!
10) "naps are awesome". Yes, yes they are. Thanks for stopping by and do come again but please call first next time. I'm likely taking a nap.
9) "playing specifically under my piano sucked". I...uh...yes, I suppose it probably did...especially if it was an upright piano. Those suckers are heavy!
8) "findmefreaks". No. Freaks, apparently, find me...in droves. I'm afraid you're on your own.
7) "sneezing hankie women fetish". Honestly? I got nothin'.
6) "pudding in my bra". Mmmm...pudding. But please not in my bra.
5) "does onion help grow facial hair". I don't know but it would sure explain a lot.
4) "andy rooney looks like a turtle". I don't care to speak ill of the dead nor do I ever recall stating I believed Andy Rooney looked like a turtle (although he kinda did). But I do remember talking about his spectacular eyebrows.
3) "barista ball gag". I would advise strongly against gagging your barista.
2) "blowing snot on bare soles". Wait...what? I swear, this is not one of THOSE blogs. Please refer to #8. The freaks truly do find me.
1) "jane box congress". Let's keep congress out of my vagina, shall we?