Oh, yes. It's time, once again, for the monthly round up of the Google Analytics keyword searches that brought all the weirdos to my yard. Come to momma, all you freaks 'n geeks!
1. crazy cat lady mug - Hey! I take exception to that! I have a cat and I'm crazy but my mug has nothing to do with...er...well...cats.
2. did you know that my winer is small - Huh. No, I can't say that I did know that about you, whoever you are. PS What's a winer?
3. fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night outside - Now I KNOW I never said that. As an aside, I love how people type in entire sentences like this, like they are talking to an actual live person, and expect what? I don't even know. Maybe they expect...
4. gas station wisdom - Hrmmm...don't light a cigarette while you're pumping, drinking, or drenched in gas? In other words, don't be This Guy.
5. grey hair doesn't curl - FALSE
And, finally, my personal favorite:
6. please be patient I'm fucking things up as fast as I can - I don't know how you found me but it's true. I'm going as fast as I can so please be just a little patient.
PS I've noticed several bloggers are now doing the monthly wrap up. Are y'all interested in doing a link up? I dunno how to do a link up but I'm willing to figure it out if you want to do it.