1. crazy cat lady mug - Hey! I take exception to that! I have a cat and I'm crazy but my mug has nothing to do with...er...well...cats.
2. did you know that my winer is small - Huh. No, I can't say that I did know that about you, whoever you are. PS What's a winer?
3. fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night outside - Now I KNOW I never said that. As an aside, I love how people type in entire sentences like this, like they are talking to an actual live person, and expect what? I don't even know. Maybe they expect...
4. gas station wisdom - Hrmmm...don't light a cigarette while you're pumping, drinking, or drenched in gas? In other words, don't be This Guy.
5. grey hair doesn't curl - FALSE
And, finally, my personal favorite:
6. please be patient I'm fucking things up as fast as I can - I don't know how you found me but it's true. I'm going as fast as I can so please be just a little patient.
PS I've noticed several bloggers are now doing the monthly wrap up. Are y'all interested in doing a link up? I dunno how to do a link up but I'm willing to figure it out if you want to do it.
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Good ones! I peek to see mine almost daily and then write down any that seem even mildly interesting. By month's end, the list usually reads like a crazy manifesto.
Oh, and I'd love to participate in a "You Found Me How?!" linky thingy.
You have the best Google search terms! :)
Ditto! I don't know how to do it either, but would love to participate. Have you ever tried to do a backwards search for these terms and find your blog that way? Sometimes I can't and that drives me insane. Does the fact that I do this make me crazy? I do have 3 cats. Uh oh, I'm turning into...you?
I can't even get into Google Analytics. But, inlinkz.com works for me on Thrifty Thursday. I think.
I think #6 should be my new all purpose tagline. :P
6. Please be patient I'm fucking things up as fast as I can - That wasn't me - but if you need help with this, I translated a German instruction book for this. :D
Whew, You haven't found my searches yet....
WN: I force myself not to look until month end. It's like opening a huge present once a month :).
Bon: I do get some highly amusing ones.
Karo: I have a couple of times but because of Google's optimization, I'm not sure how well it works. And yes, it's possible we are turning into each other *laughing*.
I just get such a kick out of this, it is funny to see how people search but then again I am sure people would find some of my searches interesting,wait,that sounds wrong, so wrong LOL
OMG...LOL!!!
ok...so I just looked on the google key search words and I was surprised to find that several people have found me by searching, "an opinion is like my penis"
---WFT?!
You guys should do your link-up and I'll do a post every month whining about how envious I am about everyone else's searches. :) (Still uvulas and neglected husbands over at my place. Would be thrilled if we could at least graduate to neglected husband's uvulas or husband's neglected uvulas.)
I'm down for a link up!
Those are freaking hilarious.
I always forget to do something like this! I would love a link-up.
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