Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Wait...You Found Me How? January, 2012 Edition

Oh, yes.

You know you want it. You've been anxiously anticipating it from the edge of your seat. I can see you wriggling with anticipation.

So, I'm going to give it to you. That's right, Little Darlins, pull up a chair and get ready for the January edition of #YouFoundMeHow - the monthly wrap up of the top weirdest keyword searches that brought some of you to this little infinitely wise space.

Ready? OK good. Because I couldn't decide on just 3. I had such great ones this month, I'm giving you 6.

1) Color of sex organ of the frog.

Dude. One answer. Green. Now move on to wikipedia.

2) Ban me if I ever say cookies.

I love cookies. I like talking about them. Please don't ban me or anyone else for mentioning them. Cookies are tasty tasty treats.

3) Can drinking wine help grow beard.

Um...maybe? I hope not but it would explain a lot.

4) Evanston pet sitter bacchus kitty

Huh?

5) I love the smell of bourbon and shame

ME TOO!

6) What is the social moratorium

Um...when you stop being social?

So...what do you guys have? Come on, Bloggers! I know you want to!

11 comments:

Jeremy said...

I've got a "big aloe small people". I know exactly which post would match that query, but it never would have occurred to me that anyone would be looking for that kind of thing.

Laine Griffin said...

AWESOME! My favorite is "I love the smell of bourbon and shame."
I need to do this, I have been wanting to for forevers.

Word Nerd said...

"Bourbon and Shame" would be a great blog (or book!) title. "Cookies and Shame" would work nicely, too.

I kept a list of the searches that landed folks at my blog last month. I'll blog them later on, though I'm not sure any are as awesome as "color of sex organ of the frog."

cdnkaro said...

Word Nerd, I was just about to say that (about Bourbon and Shame!)Arg! Now I'm left saying, what she said is good:) I still like the bacchus cat...what an odd combination of words!

Just Jane said...

Guess who has two thumbs and is now the proud owner of the domain bourbonandshame.com?

That's right. THIS gal. *laughing*

alienbody said...

So...when I check my stats and it brings up the "search keywords"...I get nothing but very, very boring stuff. I should start using more labels & such. I keep forgetting to do that. But I wonder if a frog sex organ is a different color than the exterior...?? I really sort of don't want to have that image in my brain...really.

Bon said...

Today's are:

Mattress crater
Reflect upon your current blessings

Which are, in spite of appearances, not related searches.

Lucy said...

I have never done it, well, I don't know how, I know, I know, I am ashamed to admit it. Everything I do on the computer and I can't figure that little trick out, ugh.

Anyway, the color of a frog sex organ is a tad bit strange and very scary LOL

Masked Mom said...

I've said this before and will no doubt say it again--still so jealous. Mine are all still about uvulas and neglected husbands...;)

Jewels said...

I clearly have a very boring blog. My most interesting search was 'foot fetish girl feet', though I'm a little disturbed that someone was searching for that.

Frances D said...

Bourban and Shame - it's got a nice ring to it.

Here's some search terms from my own bit of cyberspace
createjobsforusa.org
home built tank
bette davis coffee
rice grass
parrot riding a wiener dog
naturality in villages
simply frances blog
candyman times square

Til next time.