You know you want it. You've been anxiously anticipating it from the edge of your seat. I can see you wriggling with anticipation.
So, I'm going to give it to you. That's right, Little Darlins, pull up a chair and get ready for the January edition of #YouFoundMeHow - the monthly wrap up of the top weirdest keyword searches that brought some of you to this little infinitely wise space.
Ready? OK good. Because I couldn't decide on just 3. I had such great ones this month, I'm giving you 6.
1) Color of sex organ of the frog.
Dude. One answer. Green. Now move on to wikipedia.
2) Ban me if I ever say cookies.
I love cookies. I like talking about them. Please don't ban me or anyone else for mentioning them. Cookies are tasty tasty treats.
3) Can drinking wine help grow beard.
Um...maybe? I hope not but it would explain a lot.
4) Evanston pet sitter bacchus kitty
5) I love the smell of bourbon and shame
6) What is the social moratorium
Um...when you stop being social?
So...what do you guys have? Come on, Bloggers! I know you want to!